Dear boyz:

I do not know if this person is trying to be mean or if he is just stupid. This is regarding one of my classic erotic hypnosis mp3s, Rainstorm.

The description remains the same as always:

What happened is that a customer (obviously not a submissive) bought it. Apparently, he thinks is was not erotic, so he sent me this e-mail:

"I recently got the file Rainstorm. You are a very talented hypnotist, but this is a tease and denial story that you have listed as Erotic Hypnosis on your site.  There was nothing erotic at all. Had I bought from your tease and denial menu I would have expected that. But listing on your Erotic menu when there is no erotic content was quite disappointing. Yes the product description does describe a domination scene. For a listing from your Tease and denial menu that would be all one should expect. But buying from your Erotic section one does expect some erotic content. Again, I find you to be talented, but the lack of erotic content was disappointing."

And then left me this feedback on NiteFlirt:

"Fem Dommes 05/04/2012 cestus3 1 star Purchased an Erotic hypnosis file which had virtually no erotic content I don't like misleading advertising I'll stay with sellers who know the meaning of the word Erotic"

I am very sad about the fact that this guy is either severely mentally retarded or outright lying for who knows what reason. So what I have done is lowered the cost of "Rainstorm" through NiteFlirt from $35 to $9.99, on a temporary basis. I want you boyz to buy the file at this discounted price and leave me 5-star feedback with kind words. I said nothing misleading in the description, and it fits perfectly well on the "erotic hypnosis" page of my website. I take pride in the quality of my work and in providing accurate descriptions. The one-star rating at the top of my erotic hypnosis page on NiteFlirt, claiming that I do not know the meaning of the word "erotic" is just too much.

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So please do it.

Rainstorm for $9.99

Good morning!

In case you boyz didn't know yet, the stuff I present as my fetishes online are also my fetishes in real life. That is one of the reasons I am successful at what I do; because it is naturally a part of my sexuality and who I am. And I have a lot of fetishes and "kinks," as they're called. But this morning I am going to focus on erotic humiliation.

I actually think it is *sexy* to see another person who is experiencing shame and embarrassment. To see a guy blushing is one of the hottest things ever. Of course, some guys are kinda gross, and in those cases I mostly just find the whole humiliation thing funny, rather than sexy. Either way, to be the person who is causing a boy to feel shame and embarrassment makes me feel so powerful. I love the fact that I get to laugh and giggle and verbally abuse somebody, and he has to take it all so very seriously and obey my every command.

Anyway, I mentioned it on my twitter, but I will mention it here, too. I want YOU to send me humiliating pics and videos of yourself. Voice files work, too. And I will not share whatever you send me with anyone else, unless I have your permission to do so. I am sadistic, yes, but I am also ethical. At least when it comes to sharing your image and voice.

The types of things I'd like to see and/or hear include (but are not limited to) the following:

1) You dancing around like a retarded monkey, either naked or in a silly outfit

2) You showing off your very small penis, talking about it, telling humiliating past experiences you've had because of it

3) You begging me to allow you to make squirtie-squirts, in between making piggie noises (snorting, oinking, squealing)

4) A video or audio CONFESSION of your naughty and embarrassing fetishes

But those are just a few ideas off the top of my head. Basically, I want to see and hear whatever you would feel both extremely *horny* and extremely *mortified* to share with me.

When you take the pics, or make the vid, or whatever you do, make sure you are doing it for ME. Although you should enjoy the humiliation, I need you to think of my beauty, my voice, my intelligence, and my creativity. Essentially, you are humiliating yourself as an act of pure and true adoration of me.

I want you to feel true submissive adoration. Like you are in love with me, but know you could never be my boyfriend. So instead, you have to find other ways to be a part of my life, including making me laugh at the expense of your ego and pride.

I also want you to be addicted to pleasing me in this way. I want you addicted to my giggle, my smirk, and my name-calling. Addicted to the arousal and intense embarrassment you feel at making a fool of yourself over and over again, just to bring me a smile.

So, please send me an e-mail to goddesslycia (at) yahoo WITH your humiliating file(s). Make sure you include a nice note to me with your file, or I won't open it. Also, sending a tribute would be a very welcome addition to the file/letter combo~

Thanks sweetie! I look forward to you acting totally weird for me

~Goddess Lycia

P.S. I will be available for phone domination on and off all day today!

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Includes: humiliation, verbal abuse, guided masturbation, cbt. 18 minutes for $19.99

Listen to sample HERE.

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Hello, Mine Mooshks; it is I, the Amazing Goddess Lycia, in between naps. I feel like writing in my journal, which I used to do a lot more often. What’s stupid is that I feel I need to be overly careful about what I reveal about myself in my writing, due to unpleasant past experiences. When you are as Internet Famous as I, you really need to watch your back. There are jealous people, angry people, hateful people, and bored-as-hell-in-front-of-their-computer people. Criminals and Crazies. So I have this huge censor on my public expressions anymore. Nobody gets one hundred percent; sorry.

However, I feel very good this weekend, and plan to continue this relative happiness throughout the week, at the very least. I have some fun plans coming up, and dreams of an eventual and possible fresh life in a different location. I am not sure when or effing *how* I will relocate, but my plan is to haul Myself, my Items, and my Keetonz to a place where the grass is really, truly, and actually greener, within the next few years. Having this plan makes me happy. I just want to live in a town that inspires me, again.

Until then, I am having fun and slowly planning. I have been downsizing my stuff, like clothing, books, DVDs, CDs, and doo-dads. I’ve decided that, at this point in my life, I do not want too many “things.” I do want nice furniture and electronics; I want most of the things I own to be practical. And I want lots and lots of money, but not necessarily for Stuff to Be Acquired. I want to use my money for a) my own beautification, such as tattoos and salon visits, and b) travel to all kinds of places, luxury-style. Saving for a comfortable retirement is also up on the list. And there are/will be some “things” I want, but I don’t need to be bogged down by an overload of material items, at this point. One day, when I am married and settled down, I can surround myself with all kinds of pretty little things. But that’s not going to be for a while.

I am a tad annoyed at my recent lack of inspiration as far as making erotic MP3s goes. When I got back from Hawaii, I totally busted out with “Teasie Teasie” and “Mortification Fiend.” After that, my inspiration to record kind of dropped. On a positive note, I have been really into doing Femdom phone sessions, lately. I guess it is the interactive quality. Even though I do most of the talking during sessions, I like that the response to my words is both immediate and intimate. However, I’m sure that my inspiration to record and create a lasting (and somewhat affordable) erotic masterpiece for all will come full circle in the not-too-distant future. It just works like that, for me. I go through phone session phases, MP3 phases, fetish clip phases, adult web design phases, ebanned auction phases (of which I have two up, currently, btw). I just let it all happen organically.

Last night I played with finn a little, and managed $300 in tributes before I zonked out into a pleasant slumber. I enjoy playing with him. He never calls me on NiteFlirt or TalkSugar, but he watches my lipstick fetish and financial domination clips, and we text-chat on Yahoo. finn was actually one of my smoking fetish fans, from back when I smoked. I think he found me on YouTube, originally. One of the (many) awesome things about having quit smoking is that I see which of my smoking fetish fans really like Me for Me, and not Me for the Stick in my Mouth. Which reminds me; in about two and a half weeks it will be my one year anniversary of having quit smoking cigarettes. A Full Year. I *like* them apples.

Well, that’s all for now. Do things that make me Ridiculously Pleased. And check for my phone domination availability later on